(Master, on the occasion of my birthday today, can I ask You for a small gift?) […] A Toyota? (Can You please give me a “kick”?) […] A kick in the butt? I just “beat him up,” that’s it. Enough? Make me angry. He wants to go up quick (spiritually), right? You have to kick yourself.
Next one. Next group is what? (Poland.) Poland, please come over. Come over, more. (Thank You, Master.) Sit closer to each other. OK. Poland, I don’t speak Polish. Is there anyone who can translate? I speak English or Chinese or Aulacese (Vietnamese) or German? (Speak Aulacese [Vietnamese].) Aulacese (Vietnamese)? Wow, so many! Come over, baby. Come up. Sit as much as you can. Put this one up here, so we can have more space. (Thank You, Master.) Yes, sit, sit. Sit over there. Yes.
How do you say “hallo” in Poland? (Hallo.) Just “Hallo”? (Cześć.) Cześć! (Dzień dobry.) Dzień dobry? How are you, right? Dzień dobry. And then how you say, “I'm fine, thank you”? (W porządku, dziękuję.) (Dziękuję.) Dziękuję. Oh, my God. Dziękuję. (Dziękuję means “Thank you.”) Dziękuję, like “Thank you.” But it’s a little bit twisting. Have some (vegan) candy meanwhile, there. (Thank You.) There. (Thank You, Master.) Everybody some. There you are. I cannot reach. I cannot reach. Just eat one or two. Sorry. There. Some more. Everybody one or two. There you are. Behind there. (Thank You.) Good? Is it OK? It goes there. There.
You have any problems at home, any trouble? (Yes, we leave this problem at home.) Oh, you did. Very good. Very wise. But otherwise, your life is OK? (Yes.) Everything alright? (Yes.) Except the woman has a husband. In any situation, we try to make the best out of it. Can you translate? (Yes.) The other (sister), is she here? (No, she stays in New York.) She didn’t come here? (She couldn’t come.) You’re back in Holland now? (No.) Where are you? (New York.) New York also? (Yes.) How did you come over here? (Well… I knew. I got an email.) And you came all the way from New York? (Yes.) You’re not supposed to, you are illegal. We’re only for Europeans.
OK, translate. (To Polish? OK.) Yeah. Polish. And then? They understand? But they don’t laugh. Oh, my God. I said she’s illegal. It’s only for Europeans, and she came from New York. American spy. This is a completely different group from the noisy Germans. Does she translate well? (Yes.) Yes? You’ve been in New York all this time, you never went home? (Yes.) New York, we have a good Center. Big forest. Nice. And you’re still there with (sister)? No moving? (No.) You like New York, (No.) Big Apple? (No.) You don’t like? (No.) You like “small apple?” Where do you like? (Well, we would like to move to a quiet place, like a house.) Center is quiet, no? (Yes.) New Jersey? (Yes, it is.) You don’t go there? (Sometimes.) Sometimes. Any of you know New Jersey Center? No? (No.) There are some places we have big Centers, but we cannot stay. Over here, there are small Centers.
Alright. Ask them if they have any questions? They can ask in English and I answer in Polish. Now they laugh a little bit. Yes. (Master, on the occasion of my birthday today, can I ask You for a small gift?) (Master, because of my birthday today, could I ask You…) Your what? (Because of my birthday today,) Birthday? (birthday,) Oh! (could I ask You for a small gift?) Yes. Tell me, what does he want? A Toyota? (Can You please give me a “kick”?) (He wants a “kick.”) He wants a what? (Kick, kick in the butt.) A kick in the butt? I just “beat him up,” that’s it. Enough? Make me angry. He wants to go up quick (spiritually), right? You have to kick yourself. Discipline. But you are doing well, most of you. It’s just, in this world, it’s difficult. It’s not your fault.
Now I feel very hot because of all these lights. Do I still look good for the television? (Yes.) So why does he want me to kick him in the butt? How does he know I know karate? Why? Why does he want a kick in the butt? Tell me. He feels he has slow progress? (He says he cannot hear.) Cannot hear me or cannot hear her? (Her.) Her. So, is there anybody with a better voice? Better translation? Maybe she has an American accent; that’s the problem. Maybe you translate. (They cannot hear me.) OK. Alright. You translate what he said. Give him the microphone then. Give the old man the microphone. You don’t look old at all. How long have we been together, 10 years? (Oh no. Maybe nine?) Nine years? (I think.) You still look the same. Very young.
(My progress is too slow. Because I’ve been meditating for over eight years and I have had practically no experiences, and I don’t see the [inner Heavenly] Light, and the [inner Heavenly] Sound is always the same. I think I progress slowly because I have been meditating for eight years now, and I don’t see any [inner Heavenly] Light, and I have only the same [inner Heavenly] Sound all the time.) So he thinks if I kick him in the butt, he will see something? No. In that case, you have to kick in the front to see some (inner Heavenly) Light. But I don’t use it on a man. I don’t beat a man up. It’s against my religion. You close your eyes and meditate. Do you have any more questions? Oh my God, don’t even have room. You have to sit properly; otherwise, you might fall down. Are you OK like that? You’re OK? Here. Hold my hand there. Sit there and meditate. Sit down like… You meditate like a Japanese. Never mind.
Next question. Any questions? Any more questions? It would be nice if I could understand what you’re saying. The Polish… (We are happy to see You face to face.) Face to face. How about face to back? Not happy then? The Polish, do you speak like that? Because, like English, you can hear one word finish and another word (start). But Polish, I hear like, “Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa…” There’s no end, no finish one word. How do you understand it? Incredible. When you don’t understand a language, it’s really incredible. Yeah, you see? See? I don’t see one word finish and the next (start). Does it sound like Russian or something? Do you know Russian? (Just a little bit.) I thought Polish was like Russian together, so I thought they learned Russian, no? (Yes.) The older generation, perhaps.
What? (You are very sleepy.) Not really; maybe yes. I was lying in bed after I had some dinner, after the last group. I can’t remember what it was. I felt a little sleepy, but I knew I still had work to do, so I got up. I said, “No, not now. Get up and go to work.” Because if I wait until tomorrow morning, maybe some of you will have left already. Voilà. But I’m not sleepy; I’m OK, just yawning. Some more? (Yes.) There. So, if anything you want to ask in Polish, it’s OK, but not in German. Alright? The Polish people, do they laugh a lot? Do they have comedian shows a lot? They do, huh? Yeah? (Thank You very much for the Gift, and I love You so much.) I love you too.
