Schimbând Raiul şi pământul, partea 2 din 3

“I’m learning from my assistant, and here I come with advice. When you take the ticket from the toll, from the machine, you don’t just put it anywhere, you put it in the compartment, where it doesn’t slip down. Even if you are an excellent driver, the other drivers maybe not as excellent, and he might kiss your butt or your front nose. And also if you want to set the GPS, you do it while the car is motionless. And another advice is when you stop for the toll, and you want to take a ticket or pay money, or digging into your pocket for coins, you better put the car on park. Not just still on gas, and what if you forget, you’re itchy? And the ticket is very important. You just put it in the little... There are some pockets next to it, the hole. You can put your phone or your things there. Why just put it here or there, and then it keeps slipping down all the time? Is it fun to drive and use your third eye Is it fun to drive and use your third eye at the same time to look for the ticket? Is it good? No? And the telephone also. You don’t just put it anywhere. You put it in your pocket, the front pocket. Because when you’re driving, you’re not supposed to talk, that’s correct. But if you have a headphone or something, that’s also okay, it’s better. But if you have to talk, even with the phone, you don’t put it in your jeans pocket, which is very tight.”

“What I mean is, it’s okay, we’re laughing, but when it comes to my life or anybody else’s life, it’s kind of scary, no? And to die maybe is not the worst thing, but maybe handicapped or something, then it’d be a burden to many people and frustration for me. A young and active girl like this, and have to be handicapped, cannot move, then this would be terrible. Terrible, right?” “I’m telling you, it’s scary, man. It’s really scary. No matter what excuse you make.”