In today’s news, European Union enables water access for refugees in Uganda, Indian farmers recycle crop waste to help cut pollution, Canadian researchers develop smart shirt to detect epileptic seizures, Dutch embrace floating houses to address increased flooding, social enterprise founded by Kenyan woman feeds more than 600,000 students daily, United States grocery stores debut vegan rotisserie chicken, and loving dog-mom in California, USA, adopts abandoned puppies.
We hope you’re sitting down. The joke of the day is about to make its big entrance! It’s called “Vegan Candy Trap.”
A boy is pleading with his mom at the store.
“Mom, pleeease, can I get some vegan candy?”
“Have you been wellbehaved lately?”
“Not really…”
“Then no vegan candy for you today.”
“Wait — so if I am good, then you’ll buy me some?”
“Well, if you’re good, you wouldn’t want candy at all because it’s bad for your teeth!”
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