In today’s news, Our Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan) presents Shining World Compassion Award to founder of animal-people shelter in Hostomel, Ukraine (Ureign), workers in United Kingdom strike due to below-inflation pay, New Zealand outlaws smoking for future generations, Aulacese (Vietnamese) district implements safe disposal of batteries, Google honors Hungarian-American scientist for advancing solar technology, in Sonora, Mexico, vegan tacos offer healthy alternatives to animal-people-based dishes, and PETA India announces Sonakshi Sinha as 2022 Person of the Year.
I would like to share a tip with you today. It is important you avoid touching newborn kittens as their mother licks them when they are born to put her scent on them. Some feline-people are fine with humans touching their babies, but others feel uneasy about this. Mother cat-people may feel threatened by this unfamiliar smell and want to move her children to a safe place for protection. Therefore, if you notice the entire family is absent from the nesting box, there is no need to be alarmed.
The chuckle moment has officially been announced, so let's get right to it with the following joke. It’s called, “Survey Questions.”
A marketing person managed to corner Jared at the mall and was asking a series of survey questions…
“Hi sir, can I just ask – which shaving cream do you use?”
“Ted's.”
The interviewer dutifully recorded Jared's answer and proceeded with the next question.
“Which toothpaste do you use?”
“Ted's.”
“Which shampoo do you use?”
“Ted's.”
“Which soap do you use?”
“Ted's.”
“Thank you. I have one final question: Tell me please, what is ‘Ted's?’ Is it a new, local brand?”
“Nope. Ted's my brother.”
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And now we have a heartline from Li-Ya in Taiwan, also known as Formosa:
Dear Master and Supreme Master TV team, I am 8 years old. When I close my eyes, I can see Master in my mind, and I can ask Master questions. Master is always with me! Thank You, Master. I love You!!! Li-Ya from Taiwan (Formosa)
Sweet Li-Ya, We thank you for reminding us that Master is always with us inside. No matter the circumstances, we can always count on Her benevolent guidance. May you and pretty Taiwan (Formosa) continue to be blessed in the boundless Love of the Heavens, Supreme Master TV team
P.S. Master has a loving message just for you: “Cherished Li-Ya, the Master Power is indeed within us, wherever we are, whatever we do. It is great that you know this at such a tender age. This is the way it should be experienced by purehearted disciples! I am proud of you and love you very much. May the Buddha always protect you, your family and beloved Taiwan (Formosa).”
