In today’s news, European Union funds digital and social progress in Lithuania. Ontario, Canada bans invasive medical research on animal-people, Taiwanese (Formosan) students win multiple awards at international robotics competition, Togo opens its first dedicated mother-and-child hospital, illiterate bricklayer’s invention helps millions cope with drought in Northeast Brazil, Australian vegan ice cream brand begins major marketing campaign in UK, and sanctuary offers new hope for rescued pig-people in Texas, USA.
Today, we’re happy to share with you this useful tip from Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan)
Now it’s time to get on the laughter bus together as the joke of the day is all set to go. It’s entitled, “Guided Collision.”
Sylvia watched from the passenger seat as Harold carefully backed out of the driveway.
“OK, back up a little more... a little more...”
“They both heard a metallic crunch.”
“OK. Now get out and see what you bumped.”
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